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All I ever needed to know I learned from True Dungeon 18 years 10 months ago #1

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Just a silly sidetrack from sorting tokens... ;)

All I ever needed to know I learned from True Dungeon.

1. If you meet an Imp named Rodney – you’ve come to the right place!
2. Silly string – a great way to make friends.
3. Tokens: they are not just for the trolley anymore. (AND OK - They are not required to run a dungeon either!)
4. Don’t take any wooden tokens has an entirely new meaning.
5. Tavern Wenches are people too!
6. Pixies can pack quite a punch.
7. People say silly things in a dungeon.
8. 1 of 14 is 7% of the total supply to the whole world.
9. Asking fans to name things wields a TON of great responses.
10. Push a character class almost to extinction and you end up getting that class’s abilities pumped up instead.
11. Getting a ring of regeneration from an original owner is NOT easier than making a lump of coal into a diamond.
12. Everyone has an opinion, let’s face it Jeff’s is the only one that matters (but we all know Lori has quite a bit to say about what Jeff’s opinion is.)
13. If it says True Dungeon it has to be REAL COOL.
14. If you see a 10’ pole – use it.
15. Volunteers and volunteering ROCKS.
16. It is 2020 flight miles from Orange County to Indianapolis.
17. Sewing belt pouches is easy.
18. Wil Wheaton is a good guy AND a game geek to boot!
19. Lee can’t spell – so what! Many of us can’t ether.
20. Not sure where exactly the purse is kept – but some people know.
21. Don’t count your tokens before they are hatched.
22. Treasure Token Generator = COOL!
23. Everyone reads posts under: How’d They Do that! (2283 views!)
24. Costumes are not just for Halloween anymore!
25. If your thief wants to crawl into a hole – don’t let them take the torch!
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All I ever needed to know I learned from True Dungeon 18 years 10 months ago #2

Nicely done !!! :lol:
You should know better than to pick up a duck in a dungeon....

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All I ever needed to know I learned from True Dungeon 18 years 10 months ago #3

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Thank you very much!

I almost quoted the line about a duck in a dungeon...but that came from some place else right???
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All I ever needed to know I learned from True Dungeon 18 years 10 months ago #4

Yes, I stole it shamelessly from Steve Jackson games’ Munchkin. I think the duck will make an appearance somewhere though, even if it is only on my shift.

Dave
You should know better than to pick up a duck in a dungeon....

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All I ever needed to know I learned from True Dungeon 18 years 10 months ago #5

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I'm imagining a little yellow bath-tub duckie.

Woe be to he who disturbs The Duck.
"THERE WILL NEVER BE A TOKEN EQUAL TO A GOOD BRAIN!"- Smakdown

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Cranston's Character Generator for iDevices or Android
Amorgen's Excel Character Generator
And the ever-useful Token DataBase , expertly maintained by Druegar.

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I swore I just heard Ernie singing the Rubber Ducky song..."Rubber Ducky you're the one..."
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All I ever needed to know I learned from True Dungeon 18 years 10 months ago #7

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Er, you did?

I mean, uh.. you did.
That song was indeed going through my mind as I typed. Didn't think it would ooze across the electronic void, though.
"THERE WILL NEVER BE A TOKEN EQUAL TO A GOOD BRAIN!"- Smakdown

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All I ever needed to know I learned from True Dungeon 18 years 10 months ago #8

Well done, master cleric. Once again your words and wit have hit the target. Too bad you don't have a +1 Mace to make the hitting a bit easier.


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and The Brazen Serpent Chronicles--The Caduceus
and The Brazen Serpent Cronicles--Dragon Kiln
and The Brazen Serpent Chronicles--Cenote Gate (in process)

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All I ever needed to know I learned from True Dungeon 18 years 10 months ago #9

I'm imagining a little yellow bath-tub duckie.

Woe be to he who disturbs The Duck.


Actually, this was more along the lines of my thinking....

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