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David Autzen
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10th Level
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Posts: 1966
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Druegar wrote: Dave Autzen wrote: I think I am one of the few people I know that likes the film. Count me as among the folks who like ST. It's very different from RHPS and that alone turns a lot of folks off.
Dave Autzen wrote: Are the points spendable on anything? Um... sure!
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Hmm, the fine print is not in teal. Drat.
Tenth level achieved! Now for the long journey to 11th level!
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