Holiday Jokes

Holiday Jokes 11 years 7 months ago #1

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A few centuries ago Santa was having a very bad day.

You see, it was a few days before Christmas and everything was going wrong at the North Pole. The reindeer had the mange; the elves were ready to go on strike and Mrs. Clause had been talking divorce for the last few weeks. Santa was sitting at his desk wondering how in heck he was going to get through the season when an angel walked into his office.

The angel was carrying a Christmas tree and said, “Santa, what should I do with this?”

And that’s why the angel sits on top of the Christmas tree.

You can't fix stupid but you can TPK it.

"Mamma always said that True Dungeon is like a box of Drow Poisons. Ya never know how you're gonna die."

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Re: Holiday Jokes 11 years 7 months ago #2

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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a Christmas cracker, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

Answer... "They're Carol's."

You can't fix stupid but you can TPK it.

"Mamma always said that True Dungeon is like a box of Drow Poisons. Ya never know how you're gonna die."

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Re: Holiday Jokes 11 years 7 months ago #3

Xavon Offline 7^th Level Supporter Obligation is the sincerest form of insanity Posts: 3155	My best holiday joke: www.fanfiction.net/s/4715376/ Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to produce idiot-proof programs, and the Universe, which strives to produce bigger idiots. <br /><br />So far, the Universe is winning.
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Re: Holiday Jokes 11 years 7 months ago #4

cdsmith Topic Author Offline 10^th Level Supporter Posts: 1936	Your link wants us to log in to see it Xavon. You can't fix stupid but you can TPK it. "Mamma always said that True Dungeon is like a box of Drow Poisons. Ya never know how you're gonna die."
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Re: Holiday Jokes 11 years 7 months ago #5

Xavon Offline 7^th Level Supporter Obligation is the sincerest form of insanity Posts: 3155	Hmm, that's weird. Maybe I need to structure the link differently... Edit: try it now... Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to produce idiot-proof programs, and the Universe, which strives to produce bigger idiots. <br /><br />So far, the Universe is winning.
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Re: Holiday Jokes 11 years 7 months ago #6

cdsmith Topic Author Offline 10^th Level Supporter Posts: 1936	That worked! You can't fix stupid but you can TPK it. "Mamma always said that True Dungeon is like a box of Drow Poisons. Ya never know how you're gonna die."
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