TOPIC: Desperately seeking shambler slime

My group pulled an ectoplasm and quicksilver, but pulled 6 common scrolls and a potion out of the shamblers box.<br /><br />I have for trade:<br />Thunderstone<br />Scroll - Slow Poison x3 (wood)<br />Wand of Magic Missile (wood)<br />Great Axe +1<br />Great Sword +1 (wood)<br />Heavy Mace +1<br />Boots of Elvenkind (wood)<br />Stone Spider Fang<br />and of course plenty of gold and gems and cash<br />

No really....I'm desperate...can't you see the desperation?  DISPARE!!!

"Despair?"<br />

<br />"Despair?"<br /><br />

<br />no no no...I am most certain it's "Daspaer"

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<br />"Despair?"<br /><br />

<br />no no no...I am most certain it's "Daspaer"<br />

<br /><br />Kind of like the Blackadder Christmas Special, where his assistant spelled "Merry Christmas" without getting a single letter correct?  =)

Also reminds me of something a teacher once asked us...<br /><br />Knowing how confusing the English language can be, does anyone know what this is:<br /><br />  ghoti