They called me crazy for using the subliminal messaging to get cats
trained for the rigorous task of token theft. They said the cost far outways
anything they might retreive and that only a small percentage of them
would make it across state borders back to deliver the tokens obtains if
they could even comprehend the proper direction but I say to them all
now HA gaze into my hand and behold the fruits of my genius. A cure
miinor wounds potion token. HA I say to you and Ha again.
With special thanks to krunkalufugus the cat for prompt 1 month delivery.
Ha, well you'll never get anything from my cats! Ha and double Ha.
Not only are they afraid to go out the front door(Taz will sneak out the front door, then freak out and cry to be let back in, ehehhehehe), but I don't have tokens worth stealing. Ha - Ha, So there!
But you others may want to keep an eye on your kitties. After all where do you think the term cat burglar came from.
Speaking of which, my friend actually had a cat burglar problem!
They'd wake up in the middle of the night with the house security system going off, and the front door open.
Well one night after camping out they found their perpatrator.
The would actually jump and use its paws to turn the doorknob until the door opened, and then sprawl out on the tile entry hall and enjoy the cool air. ehehehhehe
'Whenever I feel blue, I remind myself to breathe again.'