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Postings at the Tavern 20 years 2 months ago #49

For Sale

One packet of dust of disappearance. Great for ridding oneself of nearby watering holes, annoying water genasi, and bloodthirsty kappa.

One map to the Isle of Dread. All dinosaur encounters marked! Suggested for expert adventurers only.
"As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy."~Christopher Dawson

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Postings at the Tavern 20 years 2 months ago #50

Missing:

Party Cohesion
Last seen prior to creation of party treasury. Will pay handsomely for its return with no questions asked.
"As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy."~Christopher Dawson

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Postings at the Tavern 20 years 2 months ago #51

For Sale

One packet of dust of disappearance. Great for ridding oneself of nearby watering holes, annoying water genasi, and bloodthirsty kappa.

One map to the Isle of Dread. All dinosaur encounters marked! Suggested for expert adventurers only.


*evil giggles erupt from the tavern wench* all posts received and transcribed. See you at the Con.
Jenn<br /><br />Recovered Wench

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Postings at the Tavern 20 years 2 months ago #52

Missing:

Party Cohesion
Last seen prior to creation of party treasury. Will pay handsomely for its return with no questions asked.


LOL! Thanks, this one is great. :lol:
Lance Lamont

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Postings at the Tavern 20 years 2 months ago #53

Lost 1 Kender and 1 wand of wounder last seen with a tinker Gnome .
If seen please run in the opposit direction as fast as you can.

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Postings at the Tavern 20 years 2 months ago #54

Looking to Contact:

Steve N Troy, if you pass through this village again I would like to meet and thank you for enlisting and outfitting my eldest son into your adventuring party. He always wanted to see the world, and our food budget is now halved. Everyone won!

Creel,
Hommlet smith and father of Paul
"As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy."~Christopher Dawson

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Postings at the Tavern 20 years 2 months ago #55

For Lease:

Worried about dungeoneering? Scared of crossland travel? Lease our carrier pigeons! Our carrier pigeons home in to our offices, and we'll forward your note any of the following:

Local constabulary: 2sp
Local temple: 8sp
Local merchant: 4sp

If you have any other unusal requests, we can work out those costs before your departure. A deposit of 2gp is required per carrier pigeon leased. Ask about our frequent shopper discounts!
"As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy."~Christopher Dawson

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Postings at the Tavern 20 years 2 months ago #56

Wanted:

Seven year old needed to review plans for global domination. No experienced adventurers need apply. Meet me here at the message board after sundown. Will hire as many youths as apply.
"As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy."~Christopher Dawson

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Postings at the Tavern 20 years 2 months ago #57

Got them. 4 days left to post your messages. There is still room on the notice board.
Jenn<br /><br />Recovered Wench

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Postings at the Tavern 20 years 2 months ago #58

ISO: Desperate MHBa/FEPa couple seeks one ring of three wishes. Need only one wish to assist in solving Luthien's dilemma. Handsome reward in exchange for ring or information leading to ring. HONEST transactions only.

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Postings at the Tavern 20 years 2 months ago #59

Transcribed.

Other than the bag that has the notice board stuff in it I am 100% packed. Can you tell I'm a little anxious? :smt026
Jenn<br /><br />Recovered Wench

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Postings at the Tavern 20 years 2 months ago #60

Also: will we be able to take any of these home with us... say.. .Sunday after the riddle reveal?

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