TOPIC: You Might be a Tokenholic if...

Yes.  It's nice.  That's where I typically ship from. 

I think that one might have to be a definite for the t-shirt.  <br /><br />Kim

Forsaken,<br />        I don't know what everyone else thinks about this, but I would consider just having You Might Be A Tokenholic If... on the front of the shirt and list the reasons on the back.  It kind of forces people to look at the back of the shirt.<br /><br />Kim

Ok so far these are the You might be a redneck if statements.<br /><br />...if the post office personnel at the 24/7 post office recognize you and know you ship tokens<br />...if you were seriously weighing the choices between an engagement ring for your girlfriend and your next token purchase...and she is still waiting<br />...You refer to your spouse as "The Enabler"<br />...The words PLEASE BUY RESPONSIBLY hurts your ears!<br />...if you're going for a second set of plats<br />...if you dipped into the grocery money for tokens.<br />...if 'Nilla Wafers and Gummi Bears make you think of tokens, not snacks.<br />...if you have a pixie for a friend. <br />...if you have borrowed or loaned a Horn of Plenty.<br />...you cringe hearing about babies, dogs, and cats chewing on tokens!<br /> . . . . When pondering ordering tokens, you think of the movie quote from waterboy, You Can Do it!<br /> . . . . When thinking if you'll get in trouble with your wife for it, you think of the quote from waterboy, What momma don't know, won't hurt her.<br />. . . . You give or receive tokens for christmas.<br />. . . . Remind friends, family, coworkers,  or complete strangers you want tokens for christmas.<br />. . . .Think your wife would look really hot with a token tattoo<br />. . . ..  Remind your wife you'd accept her getting a token tattoo as your christmas present.<br />...if you've requested your gravestone to have purple text<br />...You get more excited about finding gp tokens in the mail than finding $5 in your pocket.<br />... If you dream of tokens.<br />. . .. If you wonder if your insurance company will accept GP.<br /> . . . . If you remind me of the babe.<br /> . . . .If you think the Ring of Regen. would make a wicked tattoo.<br /> . . . .If you've ever had to sleep on the couch cause you had to order one more pack<br />. . . If you think you could propose to your sweetheart with a 200gp Ruby Ring<br /> . . . If you've considered using drug money to buy more tokens<br /> . . . If you carry a token with you at all times and rub it like a meditation stone<br />. . . the baby has used a token as a teething ring.<br /> .. . . the dog has used tokens as chew toys.<br /> . . ..  the cat has run off with your precious purple token.<br />. . . . . the kids have been taught to say 'No more tokens'<br />. .. the power got shut off cause buying tokens took higher priority.  <br />. . .  the prenuptual agreement was to protect your tokens.<br />. . . . the tokens have been insured for more than your house or spouse.<br />. . . .the tokens have been insured for more than your house AND spouse<br />... you dream about your tokens being destroyed or confiscated.<br /><br />Anyone got any different ones to add? Or any more?<br /><br />That is 35 if I could get 15 good ones more I would put the Top 50 reasons you might be a Tokenholic!<br /><br /><br />

are you sure that's all of them?  Seems like several are missing.

He just collected the ones from this thread. There is another, and much longer thread, with the you might be a tokenholic.

This is all from this thread.<br /><br />If there are others in another thread please cross post them!

The list in the other thread has not been collected and it spans many more pages than this thread.<br />I don't have time to collect them while at work, but if I have time after work, I'll copy and past them.

Great!!!

From other thread. <br />ITs all copy and paste, didn't bother to edit:<br /><br />Yah might be a tokenaholic if . . . <br /><br /> . . . You give or receive tokens for christmas<br />. . .  You keep a token on you at all times in case you come across something which could act as a good holder.<br />. . . People have ever joked you'd in Scooge McDuck style swim through your tokens.<br /> . . . You think Foss Altrus would be a good name for your next child.<br /> . . . If a woodie isn't a car, and chips aren't something served with fish. <br /> . . . Your child's first word was token, much to the dismay of your partner.<br />. . . . You've been willing to have to sleep on the couch for ordering tokens.<br />. . . . Drug money seemed like a good option for acquiring tokens.<br /> . . . You've taught your children to crawl/walk using tokens.<br /> . .. . You wish you could use Protection from Evil when your boss is around or its that time of the month.<br /> . . . . Your tokens are worth more than your car.<br /> . . . . You've gotten carpal tunnel syndrome for clicking reroll on the random treasure roll generator waiting for your real tokens to arrive.<br />...Blisters from sorting<br />You have/use at least 10 different ways to hold/display your tokens..<br /><br />Lori knows your credit card information by heart...??<br /><br />You local mail carrier knows what tokens are...<br /><br />You think there should be a National Token awareness week!<br /><br /> . . . . Purp is a word in your vocabulary but not in any dictionary.<br /> . . . . Further more, you hope to get a Purp for your birthday/anniversary/wedding present/graduation.<br />. . . . You have a token named after you.<br /> . . . . Carry a flashlight, just in case one should drop.<br />. . . . You have thought about having lo-jack installed in your binder/case.<br />. . . . You have to ask how many is too many.<br />. . . . You could theoretically out fit an army.<br />. . . . You can tell a bag is short a token just by sound or weight.<br />. . . . Small children or birds in your family have been taught to say 'No more tokens'.<br />. . . . If your significant other gets a tattoo of a token to be able to get your attention.<br />You have more PURPS than your age...<br /><br />You have 50 of one item from one single year...<br /><br />You have more got'ems than need'ems...<br />. . ..  You have 618-549-8783 in your speed dial.<br />. . . . Your mail carrier has ever had to go on medical leave after a token delievery.<br />. . . . Lori Martin knows your home address by heart.<br />. . . . You thought the line about your SO getting a token tattoo was sexy.<br />-- You have ever carried around one of the new tokens in your pocket so you can occassionally reach in and feel it.<br />...<br /><br />    You use tokens to weight down your childrens' balloons<br />...<br /><br />        Your children use tokens as teethers<br />...<br /><br />    You see splinters of an Ultra-Rare token near your dog's bed and do an impression of Darth Vader's "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"<br />...<br /><br />        you're wondering where the ship is that the tokens are on.<br />- <br /><br />you are already swimming!<br />--<br /><br />you have made up little packets according to character class and have taken to hiding them behind the heating vents, in the light fixtures, in your tool box, behind the washing machine, at the bottom of the box of cheerios.  Then every other night you check to make sure they are there, and every week you recount and regroup (TAKING THE MAGE ARMOR AND BRACERS out of the bard's packet, while sobbing unconsolably).<br /><br />...<br /><br />    ...you have 15 different designs of wearable arm-bracers for quickly locating and using 50 tokens during a single run...<br /> <br />    ...you log on to YouTube every night to listen to Jeff's original video on how the tokens sound to lull you to sleep...<br />  <br />    ...plink, plink, plink....<br /><br />      ahh....<br />...<br /><br />You visit eBay daily to see what MIGHT be up for auction!<br /><br />OR<br /><br />You might be a tokenahoilc if...<br /><br />People know you by your eBay ID as well as forum ID<br /><br />OR<br /><br />You might be a tokenaholic if...<br /><br />You have won an auction for tokens!  (*Hoot* More scrolls to add to my library!!!)<br /><br />You may have too many tokens if...<br />  You could outfit all the forces of Mordor with Leather, Studded Leather, and Reinforced Leather Armor.<br />  And give them all a sword and a sling.<br />  You have enough Holy Water to baptize any undead you might encounter.<br />  Patsy just told you to carry your own dang equipment.<br />  You could put your Heavy Mace tokens in a tube sock and actually kill something (please don't).<br />  Your Rope tokens, end to end, stretch more than 50'.<br /> . . . If you dream of tokens or wining  a token in your dreams.<br /> -  You've talked about tokens so much over the past year that your NON-TD Wife has started dreaming about tokens.<br /> -  (and her dream...you might be a token-holic IF) Your idea of excercise is lifting Token Pouches 

WOW.

Thank you, DD!  That's an impressive list.