TOPIC: 2009 JOKE Token Suggestions

ehehehehe, glad it amused someone. 

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<br />Cloak Of COURAGE!<br />This cloak has four discreet flask pockets for when an extra shot(or two, or four) of courage are needed for encountering the terrors of the dungeon.<br />

<br /><br />I assume that this token comes in various forms, such as a cloak of Bacardi (silver token) or a cloak of Meglithen (gold token)?  <br />

<br />Meglithen? Sounds like some sort of critter you would encounter in the dungeon.<br />*little laugh*

It's a rare and very special type of honey mead.

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<br />Scroll of Demon/Holy Tech support - Roll d20, 1-12 you wait on hold equal to number rolled in min, 13-18 gives everyone +4 to all stats for room, 19-20 gives everyone +6 for whole dungeon and +3 regen at end of erveryroom<br />

  This could also be a bard skill.  The bard talks with an Indian accent and the monster must make a DC 15 will save or be forced to do nothing so long as the bard keeps talking!<br />

that sounds good too. i guess mine would be holy and your version would be demon.

Cellphone token - Common - allows user to speak with other-dimensional beings while in the dungeon

For a joke token.......<br /><br />A Token is coin shaped, right?  Why not a "coin" token that could be flipped or slid?<br /><br />Heads = a "bust" of Jeff<br />Tails = regular true dungeon logo thingy<br />To be used for regular coin flipping activities.<br /><br /><br />For sliding - put numbers on the outside edge for damage or additional hit points that could be added to the character - to be used once per con.

<br />Cellphone token - Common - allows user to speak with other-dimensional beings while in the dungeon<br />

<br /><br />More text than that needed. <br /><br />Cellphone token - Common - allows user to speak with other-dimensional beings while in the dungeon, user will have to stand there and look as though he/she is talking to other people in the party, then become very annoyed when they try to respond. Also user recieves a -2 to hit/damage while talking on the cell phone. User is not allowed to participate in puzzle solving since they are sooooo wrapped up in their call. User has to turn in front of you and completely ignore you despite the fact that you honk at them.. and give them the finger....<br /><br />I think I lost track of the description there...

Stolen abashedly from another thread...<br /><br />Large Hadron Collider - opens up a black hole which sucks in the entire dungeon, party and all, crushing everything to a singularity.

Twinkie Token - turn in to make DM give you a Twinkie<br />

<br />Potted Plant of Daisies<br /><br />Missile weapon, 1 shot use.<br />Critical hit leaves(hehehe) monster stunned for one round.<br />Critical miss results in being dropped on foot and wielder stunned for 2 rounds.<br />

<br /><br />When used the plant thinks, "Oh no, not again".<br /><br />

Towel - Cures 1 hp per room, acts as cloak of elvenkind if bearer is a hoopy frood.<br /><br />